How Not to Hold a Mic

Filed under: MORTIFYING!

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Mic or Cell Phone?To be honest, we don’t know if we should laugh or feel bad (or both) for this poor grandpa. No one ever told him how to use a mic before, so when he gets up to speak at this televised press conference, he’s holding the mic like a… Read more

Because We Can’t Cover Everything: 3/31/08

Filed under: Afternoon Linkage

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Did You Hear? Paris Hilton fell over while supposedly trying to get away from Paparazzi and maybe did some kind of damage — to her face! There is no video of the fall, but in this video you can see her boy-fiend asking for people to leave her… Read more

Best Tom Cruise Impersonation Ever

Filed under: People Are Talking

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‘I Can Eat Planets’Yes, yes, you’ve seen a few Tom Cruise impersonations before, but trust us — this one takes the cake. From the just-released ‘Superhero Movie,’ this spot-on Cruise-a-like pushes the boundaries for celebrity impersonation,… Read more

John Mayer Calls Baseball Game

Filed under: Music to Your Ears

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Rocker Knows Nothing About BaseballYou have to respect someone who makes a fool out of themselves with the consistency and good humor of pop star and former Jessica Simpson beau John Mayer. Here he is calling a baseball game and cheerily leaving… Read more

Today’s Top 3 Clips, 3/31/08

Filed under: Today’s Top 3 Clips

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Your friends will think you’re a loser if you haven’t seen these.*(Click the thumbs to watch ‘em.)

*Actually … Your friends will probably think you’re a loser no matter what.

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World’s Worst Jobs: No. 11

Filed under: Daaaaaang!

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Window Washer Acrobat Man What It Is: You think your job is tough Mr. American Window Washer? Imagine this poor guy in Mexico City who has to not only repel down the side of the building but has to swing back and forth to get to the glass on either… Read more

Not-So-Smooth Criminals: No. 9

Filed under: Caught on Tape, You Fools!

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Stealing in Front of the CopsThe Plot: Steal a car in front of a bunch of cops and a TV news crew interviewing one of the officers. What Went Wrong: Actually he got away during the initial chase, though they did catch him eventually.Our Sentence:… Read more

Hottest Videos — Week of 3/23

Filed under: Celebs Caught on Tape

TMZ.com: Britney made her big debut on “How I Met Your Mother” … At least she spoke into the right end of the phone…. Read more

Best Videos of the Week, 3/28/08: No. 5

Filed under: The Ones: Best Videos of the Week

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Spring is officially here, and our countdown of this week’s best videos is sizzling! Victoria’s Secret hottie Adriana Lima took off her clothes - all of them! - on a beach for the cover of GQ magazine. Another sexy star, Obama Girl, is also back on… Read more

Because We Can’t Cover Everything: 3/28/08

Filed under: Afternoon Linkage

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Busta Rhymes is taking no lip from you, lady. So, check yourself before, you know, you wreck yourself. [Break]Barack on ‘The View’ just sets our hearts racing … only not like that Barbara. Barbara! [TMZ]Let’s See … the five stupidest things… Read more

Spitzer According to a 3-Year-Old

Filed under: Politics and Media

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Even as recounted by an innocent toddler princess, the Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal sounds pretty naughty. Even better it’s hilarious and ridiculous. We’re not quite sure that everything she’s saying is true, but she cuts to the heart of the… Read more

Paris Fails Miserably at Belly Dancing

Filed under: Celebrities Do Things

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After a riot greeted her arrival in Turkey, everybody’s favorite socialite went to be a judge at Miss Turkey 2008. At that event she took the stage to ‘belly dance’ with another woman and a band backing her up. Though to be more precise, it was… Read more

Today’s Top 3 Clips, 3/28/08

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Your friends will think you’re a loser if you haven’t seen these.*(Click the thumbs to watch ‘em.)

*Actually … Your friends will probably think you’re a loser no matter what.

… Read more

Paris Sparks a Riot at Airport

Filed under: Celebrities Do Things

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You think the American paparazzi are bad? Well, check out the violent reaction Turkish media had to the arrival of America’s favorite heiress (and number one export) in Instanbul. Apparently they really hate it when you step in their shot…. Read more

Because We Can’t Cover Everything: 3/27/08

Filed under: Afternoon Linkage

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Another Day, Another Vital News Segment about vital news host Tracy Gill and her interview with the author of a vital new book … about her. ‘So, it turns out I may have a lot of psychological problems.’ [The Onion] How Much Do We Miss Tucker… Read more

Super Slo-Mo Slap!

Filed under: MORTIFYING!

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The only thing better than some non-serious violence is some super slow-motion non-serious violence. So, as you can imagine, we love this video of a savage slo-mo slap. The waves of flesh, the tortured length and the repeated replays are just… Read more

‘The Hills’ Goes ‘Over The Hills’

Filed under: Web Originals We Love

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Heavy.com hired senior citizens to re-enact scenes from MTV’s “reality” show, ‘The Hills’. Their version is called ‘Over the Hills,’ natch, and is infinitely more watchable (and addicting) than the watchable and addicting original. There’s… Read more

Today’s Top 3 Clips, 3/27/08

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Your friends will think you’re a loser if you haven’t seen these.*(Click the thumbs to watch ‘em.)

*Actually … Your friends will probably think you’re a loser no matter what.

… Read more

Grain Truck Hit by Train

Filed under: Daaaaaang!

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A semi-truck leaving a grain elevator is tooling along when out of nowhere (or more accurately: straight down that track) comes a speeding train. The much larger and much more sturdy object wins — naturally. And it’s free food for anyone willing… Read more

Because We Can’t Cover Everything: 3/26/08

Filed under: Afternoon Linkage

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The Best Tom Cruise Impersonation Yet is to be found in the new ‘Superhero Movie’ and also in this super clip from the movie. [Defamer] Propaganda Is Good for You. We swear. Anyway, legendary filmmaker John Ford’s last piece of filmmaking was,… Read more

Fish Gets Revenge on Fisherman

Filed under: Animals K Thnx Bai

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Mother Nature knows where humans are vulnerable, as you can see clearly from this fish who takes time out of his busy schedule to leap out of the water and drill this fisherman right where it hurts. The reaction is priceless. And can you imagine… Read more

Today’s Top 3 Clips, 3/26/08

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Your friends will think you’re a loser if you haven’t seen these.*(Click the thumbs to watch ‘em.)

*Actually … Your friends will probably think you’re a loser no matter what.

… Read more

Willie’s Daughter Kicks Guy Off Stage

Filed under: Real or Fake?

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Remember that truth is always relative on the internet, so one could easily ask if any video is real or fake. And that’s even before getting into complicated questions of persona and what is reality. Anyway, this one of a woman who is supposedly… Read more

Student Attacks Teacher in Class

Filed under: Caught on Tape, You Fools!

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We’ve all had teachers who we genuinely dislike, but this is not the right way to treat even the meanest professor. A girl gets aggravated when her teacher takes away what we suppose is her test, so she starts screaming hysterically in her face…. Read more

Because We Can’t Cover Everything: 3/25/08

Filed under: Afternoon Linkage

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A NCAA women’s basketball game got RickRoll’d over the weekend. If you don’t know what that means, you should definitely not click here. [Fan House]Demi Moore confessed to David Letterman that she uses leech therapy to detoxify her blood. Um, OK,… Read more

Nude Dude Robs Mini-Mart

Filed under: Caught on Tape, You Fools!

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This is not an activity most people would do when they are bored, but Carl Wagner isn’t most people. The guy decided to spice up his life by robbing a mini-mart … naked! Well, not completely bare — the guy was wearing a hat. Apparently, Mr…. Read more

Today’s Top 3 Clips, 3/25/08

Filed under: Today’s Top 3 Clips

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Your friends will think you’re a loser if you haven’t seen these.*(Click the thumbs to watch ‘em.)

*Actually … Your friends will probably think you’re a loser no matter what.

… Read more

You Said It: 3/25/08

Filed under: You Said It

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“FAIL. –shaniqua (What video is she talking about?)
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Hottest Videos — Week of 3/16

Filed under: Celebs Caught on Tape

TMZ.com: The underage “Girls Gone Wild” video of Spitzer whore Ashley Dupre was this week’s top video. Good job, pervs!… Read more

Hottest Videos — Week of 3/9

Filed under: Celebs Caught on Tape

TMZ.com: So Britney walks into a bar … no, literally…. Read more